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Define: Barmy
barm·y (bär
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Encountered in the wild at The Guardian
Don’t go if you’re not comfortable with…
According to reviewer “Gretch”, the owner of Cardinal Barber Shop gives a good haircut. Gretch also advises, “Don’t go if you’re not comfortable with another man’s package grinding into your arm for 30 minutes.“
Reviewer “Bobo” provided a breakdown of his score.
+5: Great Haircut
+1: Close attention to detail/wet-shave
-5: Frotteurism / Sexual Assault
Cute little guy

Originally uploaded by Minarge
Netflix 11,000 Word Terms of Service
I just logged into Netflix to find a billboard sized prompt demanding that I agree to their new terms of service. I’ve been a customer for almost six years, so I’m going to agree. In the past I probably would have just clicked the “yeah, yeah, give me what I want” button. But now that the feds are using the Computer Fraud and Abuse Act to prosecute people for the act of violating the a website’s terms of service, I figured I should at least try to read it.
I can’t really say I was surprised when my eyes fell upon the 11,000 word tome that would take me the rest of the night to read.
Yeah, yeah, give me what I want.
Homeland Defender 5000

…complete with Spyderkill™ Grenade Launcher attachment.
Late night terrorists and unruley youth beware.
Home Defender 5000
Home invaders beware! You’ll get a face
full of foam.
Where the longhorn chickens feed…
Where the longhorn chickens feed…
On the lowly gypsum weed.
One of the Barred Rocks was named “Abe”, the rest I do not yet recall.




