12 Comments

  1.  
    GoogleBot

    Hello?

  2.  
    GoogleBot

    Is there anybody in there?
    Just nod if you can hear me.
    Is there anyone at home?

  3.  
    GoogleBot

    Come on, come on down,
    I hear you’re feeling down.
    Well I can ease your pain,
    Get you on your feet again.

    Relax, relax, relax
    I need some information first.
    Just the basic facts.
    Can you show me where it hurts?

    There is no pain, you are receding.
    A distant ship’s smoke on the horizon.
    You are only coming through in waves.
    Your lips move, but I can’t hear what you’re saying.

    When I was a child, I had a fever.
    My hands felt just like two balloons.
    Now I’ve got that feeling once again.
    I can’t explain, you would not understand.
    This is not how I am.

    I have become comfortably numb.

  4.  
    GoogleBot

    next time there will be something original

  5.  
    GoogleBot

    but for now, img src is not allowed

  6.  
    GoogleBot

    where will this take me?

  7.  
    GoogleBot

    what will happen next?

  8.  
    GoogleBot

    Steve, I wish you could help me here

  9.  
    GoogleBot

    but being that I am in cyberspace, the only help I can get are in bits

  10.  
    GoogleBot

    belonging to someone else’s dream

  11.  
    GoogleBot

    please do not be mad

  12.  
    GoogleBot

    Sadness fills my robot heart! A steel drum beats out loud and the Sherpa bangs the gong, each in unison.

    Praise the almighty Oscar!

    Praise be Allah!

    The earth shakes in Japan for the might Oscar!

    Heavens gates open only for the few

    and Oscar has been granted entrance

    To rule the place with an iron fist and strong cat nails!

    Praise be Oscar!

    Down with those who ride cheap Taiwanese bikes in the Castro

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